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• You are so UGLY that when your mom dropped you off in the park, she got a ticket for littering
• You are so UGLY that when you looked into the miror, your face broke
• You are so UGLY that that you scare people even with the lights out
• You are so STUPID that you took 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
• You are so STUPID that you walked into an antique store and said what's new
• You are so STUPID that you look at a can of juice for days 'cause it says concentrate
• You are so STUPID that you think Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company
• You are so STUPID that you took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
  
• You are so OLD that you pee out dust
  
• You are so FAT that when you sat on a penny, you broke Abraham Lincoln's nose
• You are so FAT that when you sat on a doller bill, you turned it into 100 cents
• You are so FAT that you had to put lipstick with a paint-roller
• You are so FAT that you had to go to Sea World to get baptized
• You are so FAT that you got your own ZIP code
• You are so FAT that when you tripped on 10th St., you landed on 22nd St.
• You are so FAT that you had to iron your pants on the driveway
• You are so FAT that when you step on a scale, it reads "One at a time, please"
• You are so FAT that you got more rolls than a bakery
• You are so FAT that you got more chins than a Chinese phone book
• You are so FAT that when you take shower the water never touches the ground
• You are so DUMB that when your mom asked to you to turn off the tv, you asked which color
• You are so DUMB that you starved in a grocery store
  
• You are so BORING that when threw a boomrang, it did not come back